[He is all these things. Sneak, man and villain. Super villain, even. But it doesn't seem like his smooth transition is working. For a long while he lets it sit, having listened to her go off excitedly again, something he's become used to.]

I'm not paying you, I'm funding it. It's no one's birthday in the league, it's someone you don't know and sure as hell isn't mine. I don't know when their birthdays are.

[Except for literally the person he knows the birthday of. Dabi should've kept his file a little more secretive.]